he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Randomize