no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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