Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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