this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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