Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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