i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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