D3 body, D1 cock
Can i not drive my cunt home
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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