I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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