Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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