Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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