just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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