PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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