Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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