My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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