OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
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