Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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