He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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