brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
she smelled like a LAN party
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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