After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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