New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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