Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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