New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
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