wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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