Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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