the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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