why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I forgot how hot balto sounded
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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