I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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