rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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