she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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