Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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