Non-Jews are for practice
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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