laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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