yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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