I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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