4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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