You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
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