doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
We need a shit load of segways right now
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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