Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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