So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
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