i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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