we're blogging at a bar
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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