you're like a bully in the Christmas story
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Sext me about skeletons
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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