She's JV to your varsity
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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