Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
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