PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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