the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
You're a disaster
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