...so i touched it.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I need moral support for this bender
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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