whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
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