"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
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You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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