Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
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