he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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