Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
Randomize
