i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Every concussion has its silver lining
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
