idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
she smelled like a LAN party
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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